buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via manda)

lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  • facebook: 12 years olds bragging about having sex
  • tumblr: 18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via distraction)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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(via stop)